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2008-06-04 01:34:10 by kharne3000

It seems that my review for Drake and Josh Hentai was deleted. Here is the review:

Score: 10 / 10
Summary: Superb
Review: These KK movies are simply a work of pure genius. Smug idiots submit their dog shit flashes to newgrounds and it makes me yawn with their shallow content (created by shallow minds of course). These cartoons mock their shittiness by being shitty itself, but in a funny way. You cretins just don't understand what this super erudite group of mega minds stand for.

I don't see why that would warrant a deletion by a newgrounds administrator, but it certainly outrages ngers. People submit their junk to newgrounds and it seems that they, like everyone on the website, are washed up by the amazing graphics and flashy pictures. Don't get me wrong, graphics can really enhance a submission, but it seems that having amazing graphics is the only prerequisite for having a good animation.

This is not how should be. At its very soul, newgrounds is a place were people can submit amazing or hilarious animations that leave the viewer satisfied. Yes I have given 10s to "turd of the week" submissions, but they all made me laugh. That's the idea, animations are supposed to be funny! The problem is that most of the stuff on newgrounds is shitty enough to suck, but doesn't suck enough to be good.

Classic crappiness that makes me die of laughter.

Lazy Town Hentai Quiz was the most brilliant thing I've seen all week. Idiots went in and gave it a zero becasue, "there wasn't any hentai" or "I can't get it to play!" That's the idea!

The animation itself was funny. It had a song in the background that talked about, "Digging deep for Boxes", "A box that is full of precious booty" and "Locked away that is buried deep" along with a screechy girl voice. That alone is enough to merit a 10. If anyone doesn't get it, than I wonder how you can even breath, let alone review!

The picture alone is enough to get a few chuckles:

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GeraldMcDouglasGeraldMcDouglas

2008-06-20 22:17:26

I agree with you fullheartedly, kk is brilliant

kharne3000 responds:

Yes, the KK is one of my most favorite art groups. I find that the average newgrounder takes this site waaaaay too seriously. It seems that people only care about graphics and nothing else. I've seen much more abusive reviews get under the radar, but mine stood out becasue it was better written than the others and it struck a nerve.

Oh how it struck a nerve! I would contend to say that it was deleted on the grounds that I popped the egos of several NGers. It seems that everybody's skin is easy to get under and only an esoteric clique can understand the amazing, the stupendous, the awesome, the erudite, the perspicuous, the verve Kitty Krew. Down with the anti-KK philistines!!!


jayfunnyjayfunny

2008-06-21 04:52:10

umm saw it but it wasnt that funny it was kinda urpeted up how did u find it funny most people do submit shit but that was not making since it wast blammed??? short this up it sucked ...yup

kharne3000 responds:

Syntax fuck violate rules grammar. Art suck at you assessing.